[[110566632320002]] – Cat listening to music

[[126213110723975]] – Hello Ketty

[[126230880722198]] – Green Worm Ani

[[391395244674]] – stitch in guitar

[[126229327389020]] – Rose Red Ani

[[127868980561350]] – Heart beat

[[126220920723194]] – santa

[[126216480723638]] – butterfly blue

[[126132024065417]] – Heart rotate ani

[[391246504674]] – Dizzy Girl Ani

[[391581559674]] – smileys blush

[[126278187384134]] – O YEah Hippo

[[391299864674]] – Rose Red

[[126217194056900]] – i ♥ u

[[126540207361797]] – Smileys inlove

[[398699314236]] – Teddy n ♥

[[110780922298250]] – Heart on Fire

[[391394694674]] – Little Monkey n ♥

[[127878643893717]] – hand Clap

[[398570519236]] – mickey at Sleep

[[394930959230]] – Smileys Zzzz

[[126398717372810]] – Converse

[[391537884674]] – Cute Panda

[[391405744674]] – Crazy Sakura

[[126229327389020]] – Rose Red Ani

[[127868980561350]] – Heart beat

[[126220920723194]] – Santa

[[126216480723638]] – butterfly blue

[[126132024065417]] – Heart rotate ani

[[391246504674]] – Dizzy Girl Ani

[[391581559674]] – smileys blush

[[110563818986950]] – wewlack of effort

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[[297685920273004]] [[281899328524298]] [[224880684253358]] [[317833641571276]] [[292082704177749]]MOTHER OF GOD

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[[310959705610393]] [[214054278676095]] [[200638253359905]] [[334455703231303]] [[158066514298630]]Arunkumar Mahadevan: And we’re in business!

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Lain-Lain

Troll face: [[171108522930776]]

Me Gusta: [[211782832186415]]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME: [[143220739082110]]

Feel like a sir: [[1680408465586189]]

Not bad Obama: [[169919399735055]]

Mother of God: [[142670085793927]]

Cereal Guy: [[170815706323196]]

LOL Face: [[168456309878025]]

NO Guy: [[167359756658519]]

Yao Ming: [[14933336846417]]

Derp: [[224812970902314]]

Derpina: [[192644604154319]]

Forever Alone: [[177903015598419]]

It’s Okay!: [[148578318584679]]

ALL the y: [[219611504753863]]

Impossibruh: [[305710872791586]]

Rage Face: [[145768898802324]]

Watch out, badass: [[309795212383816]]

Poker face: [[129627277060203]]

Justin Bieber: [[67253243887]]

Lady GaGa: [[ladygaga]] or [[10376464573]]

Eminem: [[eminem]]

Mark Zuckerberg: [[zuck]]

FUCK YEAH: [[105387672833401]]

CHUCK NORRIS: [[161751797197606]]

POKER FACE: [[129627277060203]]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED: [[100002727365206]]

Dislike Icon – [[139407806171115]]

Like Icon – [[333181686710881]]

Inverted Like Icon – [[180601488705317]]

[[249199828481201]] – Konata Izumi

[[250128751720149]] – Domo Kun

[[223328504409723]] – Gintoki Sakata

[[236147243124900]] – Pokeball

[[326134990738733]] – Pikachu

[[155393057897143]] – Doraemon

[[224502284290679]]? – Nobita

[[144685078974802]] – Mojacko

[[334954663181745]] – Spongebob

[[196431117116365]] – Shin chan

[[148935948523684]] – Pedo Bear

[[269153023141273]] – Poring versi besar:

[[334230636605501]] [[335080033169115]] [[314686231886107]]

[[179637912133385]] [[345951442087087]] [[208631755887293]]

[[297872013591588]] [[317089564978607]] [[341555305870236]]Christmas:

[[271907092867476]] [[283723885007037]] [[327860897243844]] [[327860897243844]] [[271624196228707]] [[154936547887417]]

[[318243861533088]] [[240416619363543]] [[327860897243844]] [[238634442876406]] [[313359385353119]] [[159993800773468]] [[271907092867476]] [[285167624869191]] [[313359385353119]]Huruf:

[[107015582669715]] = A

[[116067591741123]] = B

[[115602405121532]] = C

[[112542438763744]] = D

[[115430438474268]] = E

[[109225112442557]] = F

[[111532845537326]] = G

[[111356865552629]] = H

[[109294689102123]] = I

[[115636698451811]] = J

[[116651741681944]] = K

[[115807951764667]] = L

[[106596672714242]] = M

[[108634132504932]] = N

[[116564658357124]] = O

[[111669128857397]] = P

[[107061805996548]] = Q

[[106699962703083]] = R

[[115927268419031]] = S

[[112669162092780]] = T

[[108983579135532]] = U

[[107023745999320]] = V

[[106678406038354]] = W

[[116740548336581]] = X

[[112416755444217]] = Y

[[googlechrome]] = google chrome
[[2231777543]] = twitter
[[100001076048283]] = shin-chan
[[326134990738733]] = Pikachu
[[155393057897143]] = Doraemon
[[224502284290679]] = Nobita
[[334954663181745]] = Spongebob
[[157680577671754]] = Angry Bird

Sumber;

http://m-wali.blogspot.com/2012/02/kumpulan-emoticon-facebook-chat-terbaru.html
http://dhanyiswara.com/simbol-chat-facebook-terbaru-dan-terlengkap.html

EMOTION CODE NEW FOR FACEBOOK

Emoticon
Code
Emoticon
Code
New Facebook Emoticons 2012 Adore

[[f9.adore]] Angel [[f9.angel]] Angry

[[f9.angry]]
Bomb
[[f9.bomb]]
Bowl

[[f9.bowl]]
Brb
[[f9.brb]]
Cake

[[f9.cake]]
Call Me
[[f9.callme]]
Clap

[[f9.clap]]
Coffee
[[f9.coffee]]
Confused

[[f9.confused]]
Curly Lip
[[f9.curllip]]
Devil

[[f9.devilface]]
Doctor
[[f9.doctor]]
Ghost

[[f9.ghost]]
Fall in Love
[[f9.inlove]]
Kiss

[[f9.kiss]]
Laugh
[[f9.laugh]]
Baloons

[[f9.baloons]] Candle
[[f9.candle]]
Billiard

[[f9.billiard]] Fast Food
[[f9.fastfood]]
Piece of Cake

[[f9.cakepiece]] Gift
[[f9.gift]]
Love

[[f9.heart]] Love Over [[f9.heartbreak]] Lying

[[f9.lying]] Neutral [[f9.neutral]] Pizza

[[f9.pizza]] Plate [[f9.plate]] Raining

[[f9.rain]] Rainbow [[f9.rainbow]] Rofl

[[f9.rofl]] Rose [[f9.rose]] Rose Down

[[f9.rosedown]] Shock [[f9.shock]] Shut Mouth

[[f9.shutmouth]] Blushing [[f9.shy]] Silly

[[f9.silly]] Skeleton [[f9.skull]] Sleepy

[[f9.sleepy]] Star [[f9.stary]] Tongue

[[f9.tongue1]] Thumbs Down [[f9.thumbsdown]] Party

[[f9.party]]
Sun
[[f9.sun]]
Ring

[[f9.ring]]
Sunrise
[[f9.sunrise]]
Wine

[[f9.wine]]
Teddy
[[f9.teddy]]
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big troll face :

‎[[272107609513061]] [[272107626179726]] [[272107646179724]] [[272107652846390]]
[[272107682846387]] [[272107706179718]] [[272107716179717]] [[272107726179716]]
[[272107736179715]] [[272107752846380]] [[272107769513045]] [[272107782846377]]
[[272107796179709]] [[272107809513041]] [[272107826179706]] [[272107832846372]]
[[272107852846370]] [[272107866179702]] [[272107882846367]] [[272107892846366]]

emoticon troll face :

Troll face: [[171108522930776]]
ARE YOU F****NG KIDDING ME: [[143220739082110]]
Me Gusta: [[211782832186415]]
Mother of God: [[142670085793927]]
Cereal Guy: [[170815706323196]]
LOL Face: [[168456309878025]]
NO Guy: [[167359756658519]]
Yao Ming: [[218595638164996]]
Derp: [[224812970902314]]
Derpina: [[192644604154319]]
Forever Alone: [[177903015598419]]
Not Bad : [[NotBaad]]
F*** yeah : [[105387672833401]]
Challenge accepted: [[100002727365206]]
Okay face: [[100002752520227]]
Dumb b***h: [[218595638164996]]
Poker face [[129627277060203]]
Okay face [[224812970902314]]
Official rage face [[FUUUOFFICIAL]]
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TUHAN 9 CM OLEH TAUFIK ISMAIL

Indonesia adalah sorga luar biasa ramah bagi perokok,

Indonesia adalah semacam firdaus-jannatu-na’im

tapi tempat siksa tak tertahankan bagi orang yang tak merokok,

Di sawah petani merokok,
di pabrik pekerja merokok,
di kantor pegawai merokok,
di kabinet menteri merokok,
di reses parlemen anggota DPR merokok,
di Mahkamah Agung yang bergaun toga merokok,
hansip-bintara-perwira nongkrong merokok,
di perkebunan pemetik buah kopi merokok,
di perahu nelayan penjaring ikan merokok,
di pabrik petasan pemilik modalnya merokok,
di pekuburan sebelum masuk kubur orang merokok,

sangat ramah bagi perokok,
tapi tempat siksa kubur hidup-hidup bagi orang yang tak merokok,

Di balik pagar SMU murid-murid mencuri-curi merokok,
di ruang kepala sekolah ada guru merokok,
di kampus mahasiswa merokok,
di ruang kuliah dosen merokok,
di rapat POMG orang tua murid merokok,
di perpustakaan kecamatan ada siswa bertanya
apakah ada buku tuntunan cara merokok,

Di angkot Kijang penumpang merokok,
di bis kota sumpek yang berdiri yang duduk
orang bertanding merokok,
di loket penjualan karcis orang merokok,
di kereta api penuh sesak orang festival merokok,
di kapal penyeberangan antar pulau penumpang merokok,
di andong Yogya kusirnya merokok,
sampai kabarnya kuda andong minta diajari pula merokok,

Negeri kita ini sungguh nirwana
kayangan para dewa-dewa bagi perokok,
tapi tempat cobaan sangat berat
bagi orang yang tak merokok,

Rokok telah menjadi dewa, berhala, tuhan baru,
diam-diam menguasai kita,

Di pasar orang merokok,
di warung Tegal pengunjung merokok,
di restoran di toko buku orang merokok,
di kafe di diskotik para pengunjung merokok,

Bercakap-cakap kita jarak setengah meter
tak tertahankan asap rokok,
bayangkan isteri-isteri yang bertahun-tahun
menderita di kamar tidur
ketika melayani para suami yang bau mulut
dan hidungnya mirip asbak rokok,

Duduk kita di tepi tempat tidur ketika dua orang bergumul
saling menularkan HIV-AIDS sesamanya,
tapi kita tidak ketularan penyakitnya.
Duduk kita disebelah orang yang dengan cueknya
mengepulkan asap rokok di kantor atau di stopan bus,
kita ketularan penyakitnya.
Nikotin lebih jahat penularannya
ketimbang HIV-AIDS,

Indonesia adalah sorga kultur pengembangbiakan nikotin paling subur di dunia,
dan kita yang tak langsung menghirup sekali pun asap tembakau itu,
Bisa ketularan kena,

Di puskesmas pedesaan orang kampung merokok,
di apotik yang antri obat merokok,
di panti pijat tamu-tamu disilahkan merokok,
di ruang tunggu dokter pasien merokok,
dan ada juga dokter-dokter merokok,

Istirahat main tenis orang merokok,
di pinggir lapangan voli orang merokok,
menyandang raket badminton orang merokok,
pemain bola PSSI sembunyi-sembunyi merokok,
panitia pertandingan balap mobil,
pertandingan bulutangkis,
turnamen sepakbola
mengemis-ngemis mencium kaki sponsor perusahaan rokok,

Di kamar kecil 12 meter kubik,
sambil ‘ek-’ek orang goblok merokok,
di dalam lift gedung 15 tingkat
dengan tak acuh orang goblok merokok,
di ruang sidang ber-AC penuh,
dengan cueknya,
pakai dasi,
orang-orang goblok merokok,

Indonesia adalah semacam firdaus-jannatu-na’im
sangat ramah bagi orang perokok,
tapi tempat siksa kubur hidup-hidup
bagi orang yang tak merokok,

Rokok telah menjadi dewa, berhala, tuhan baru,
diam-diam menguasai kita,

Di sebuah ruang sidang ber-AC penuh,
duduk sejumlah ulama terhormat merujuk
kitab kuning dan mempersiapkan sejumlah fatwa.
Mereka ulama ahli hisap.
Haasaba, yuhaasibu, hisaaban.
Bukan ahli hisab ilmu falak,
tapi ahli hisap rokok.
Di antara jari telunjuk dan jari tengah mereka
terselip berhala-berhala kecil,
sembilan senti panjangnya,
putih warnanya,
ke mana-mana dibawa dengan setia,
satu kantong dengan kalung tasbih 99 butirnya,

Mengintip kita dari balik jendela ruang sidang,
tampak kebanyakan mereka
memegang rokok dengan tangan kanan,
cuma sedikit yang memegang dengan tangan kiri.
Inikah gerangan pertanda
yang terbanyak kelompok ashabul yamiin
dan yang sedikit golongan ashabus syimaal?

Asap rokok mereka mengepul-ngepul di ruangan AC penuh itu.
Mamnu’ut tadkhiin, ya ustadz.
Laa tasyrabud dukhaan, ya ustadz.
Kyai, ini ruangan ber-AC penuh.
Haadzihi al ghurfati malii’atun bi mukayyafi al hawwa’i.
Kalau tak tahan,
Di luar itu sajalah merokok.
Laa taqtuluu anfusakum.

Min fadhlik, ya ustadz.
25 penyakit ada dalam khamr.
Khamr diharamkan.
15 penyakit ada dalam daging khinzir (babi).
Daging khinzir diharamkan.
4000 zat kimia beracun ada pada sebatang rokok.
Patutnya rokok diapakan?

Tak perlu dijawab sekarang, ya ustadz.
Wa yuharrimu ‘alayhimul khabaaith.
Mohon ini direnungkan tenang-tenang,
karena pada zaman Rasulullah dahulu,
sudah ada alkohol,
sudah ada babi,
tapi belum ada rokok.

Jadi ini PR untuk para ulama.
Tapi jangan karena ustadz ketagihan rokok,
Lantas hukumnya jadi dimakruh-makruhkan,
jangan,

Para ulama ahli hisap itu terkejut mendengar perbandingan ini.
Banyak yang diam-diam membunuh tuhan-tuhan kecil yang kepalanya berapi itu,
yaitu ujung rokok mereka.
Kini mereka berfikir.
Biarkan mereka berfikir.
Asap rokok di ruangan ber-AC itu makin pengap,
dan ada yang mulai terbatuk-batuk,

Pada saat sajak ini dibacakan malam hari ini,
sejak tadi pagi sudah 120 orang di Indonesia mati karena penyakit rokok.
Korban penyakit rokok
lebih dahsyat ketimbang korban kecelakaan lalu lintas,
lebih gawat ketimbang bencana banjir,
gempa bumi dan longsor,
cuma setingkat di bawah korban narkoba,

Pada saat sajak ini dibacakan,IAI
berhala-berhala kecil itu sangat berkuasa di negara kita,
jutaan jumlahnya,
bersembunyi di dalam kantong baju dan celana,
dibungkus dalam kertas berwarni dan berwarna,
diiklankan dengan indah dan cerdasnya,

Tidak perlu wudhu atau tayammum menyucikan diri,
tidak perlu ruku’ dan sujud untuk taqarrub pada tuhan-tuhan ini,
karena orang akan khusyuk dan fana
dalam nikmat lewat upacara menyalakan api
dan sesajen asap tuhan-tuhan ini,

Rabbana,
beri kami kekuatan menghadapi berhala-berhala ini.

Diposkan oleh شريف جعفر صادق di 03.05

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